Elena
Elena | |
|---|---|
 Elena In 2027 | |
| Education | |
| Occupations |
|
| Years active | 2007–2027 |
| Also known as |
|
| Owners |
|
| Notable work | "Grotto Setup Hack (its not a rat please stop sending furry porn to my webhook, i do really enjoy it, but its clogging up the logs of my victims)" |
John Dapaah (born 2 November 2007)[1] is a British Larper, Spazzy Retard, and Skid best known for vibe coding as Elena/Crip Rat. She is completely unknown yet makes huge claims about her status. She is completely incapable of realising that BattleEye does not actually detect cheats and is just smoke in a mirror. Hence, Elena has spent her life savings (about $50) on a Direct Memory Access external cheat which utilizes Artificial Intelligence to detect pixels on the screen to aimbot in Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege. Elena still has yet to get a kill in the game mentioned prior, not only because her cheat is awful and likely placebo, but because she spends hours each game looking for the WASD keys used to move the character (they are on the left of the US QWERTY Keyboard layout). She also misplaces her bluetooth mouse often, she has a direct view of her desktop from her bed, so she masterbaits in the bed with her owners thighs on the screen across the room. She gets really horny rubbing her mouse cursor up and down the soft and squishy thighs, and eventually inserts the mouse inside her, which is where her numerous mouses go missing. She asks her mother to buy the mouses' for her, often asking for smaller ones to be easier inserted, however she does not want to tell her mother this, so she asks for larger mouses' as reverse psychology. A hit has been placed on her head to retrieve the innumerable large mouse found within her lower body, oppositions such as Frogyee have offered 10s of pennies for the assassination of Elena (which is far more than she is worth). Outside of her indescribable difficulties in playing Siege and Masterbaiting, she also struggles with Hypixel's Skyblock gamemode Within Minecraft. This game is widely known for its soundtrack produced by C418, containing hits such as Mice on Venus and Sweden. Elena instead uses the Dungeons' party finder to locate grooming targets. When a target is acquired, she skips the foreplay, and immediately commences with sending pictures of her thighs, and if they don't bite, she sends her girl cock. This grooming tactic is a classic for a reason, as it works constantly, she has recieved images of all her victims which is why they do not speak out on her.